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No true pairing, Bleach set
1.The prompts for this one were so much crack! O.O *whimper*

2. This post, and the saimono one, will be first a list of the prompts for when the time comes to write them out further, but here, I'm giving each prompt a one-line "this is the story where ________happens" summary. The summary may or may not match what actually gets written, and I probably won't write anything else for every prompt. Here goes.



June First through Seventh
* Kurosaki Ichigo and Szayel Aporro Granz with the title, "Lost and Found."
The one where Ishida goes missing.
* Ishida Uryuu/Zangetsu, first time
Fightsex with Ichigo that goes hideously hideously wrong. Unf.
* Abarai Renji and Ishida Ryuuken: "Go on, make yourself comfortable."
The one with the Meeting the Parents deal, with threats involving vivisection(autopsy?).
* The beginning of Yasutora Chad and Kuchiki Rukia's passionate love affair.
Every other boy in the class is fighting over her. He talks to her.
* Kuchiki Rukia/Kuchiki Byakuya, captivity scenario (kidnapping, prison guard/inmate, etc)
LAHJGSALHGD. THE ONE THAT KILLS ME WITH HOT. *Whimper*
* Ishida Uryuu and Abarai Renji: the memory cannot keep me warm / but it never leaves me cold
The one where Renji watches Ishida get tentaclefucked by the enemy, but three weeks later.
* Orihime Inoue shares something meaningful with Zangetsu
Psych!sex: The one where Orihime rides him on the outside and Zangetsu fucks him on the inside.
* Arisawa Tatsuki and Kojiman Mizuiro with the title, "Nothing Like the Sun."
The one where Mizuiro doesn't want a giggly cheerleader for a girlfriend.

June Eighth through Fourteenth
* Szayel Aporro Granz and Kuchiki Rukia play a game or sport together.
The one where the punchline is "FOR SCIENCE!" and Rukia has to kill someone.
* Abarai Renji/Kojiman Mizuiro, in a threesome with any other character from your list
The one where Rukia tops them both? I can totally not see this happening, I'm sorry.
* Kuchiki Byakuya and Orihime Inoue with the title, "Hit the Ground Running."
The one where rukia runs away from home to live with Ichigo, and Orihime takes it as her best-friendly duty to slake the Big Brother's anger.
* Ishida Uryuu and Yasutora Chad: "Things will get better. I promise."
The one where neither of them can help ichigo, as they're half-killing themselves to get stronger. Brothers-in-arms!fic.*double purr*
* Ishida Ryuuken needs help that only Kurosaki Ichigo can provide.
Oooh. The one where Ishida is infected by some sort of mayuri-thing that requires shinigami blood to heal, and Ryuuken REALLY REALLY HATES asking Ichigo's help. *purr*
* Yasutora Chad and Zangetsu: it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
The one where...you know? I have no idea. The fanart where it's really hot, but makes no sense.
* Kuchiki Byakuya and Ishida Uryuu with the title, "The Edge of the Map."
The one where Byakuya and Ishida are badly injured and in hostile territory, and they discuss pride. mmmm...pride.
* Ishida Ryuuken/Arisawa Tatsuki, weapon kink
klajhsdgkhaskgh THE OTHER ONE THAT SLAYS ME WITH HOT. *pant* The one where tatsuki gets an eyeful of Ishida's training, and corners her friend's dad the next afternoon. UNF.

June Fifteenth through Twenty-First
* Yasutora Chad and Kurosaki Ichigo: "Don't make me come over there."
LOL. The one where Karin and Yuzu catch ichi-nii in bed. With Chado-nii. And TEASE THEM UNTIL THEY WANT TO DIE. >:D *fufufufu*
* Ishida Uryuu/Arisawa Tatsuki, sex under the influence
the one where they're both gay.
* Orihime Inoue and Szayel Aporro Granz have something to celebrate.
Bwuh? Um. Probably this one is awful and non-con and mind-fucky. *cringe*
* Kojiman Mizuiro and Yasutora Chad: love is blindness / I don't want to see / won't you wrap the night around me
The one where Mizuiro finds himself looking a bit outside his "type," and Chad is gentle and kind.
* Orihime Inoue and Arisawa Tatsuki with the title, "Holding the High Ground."
BATTLE FIC OF THE BEST KIND. Back-to-back on a hill, surrounded by hollows.
* Kurosaki Ichigo/Abarai Renji, dominance/submission
The one where Renji enjoys losing his fights more than he lets on.
* Ishida Ryuuken and Zangetsu, hurt/comfort of any sort
The one where Ichigo is dying, and Zangetsu isn't sure Ryuuken should be allowed to tend him.
* Kuchiki Byakuya and Kojiman Mizuiro with the title, "Behind the Mask."
The one that should have been about Byakuya and Ichigo. where Mizuiro figures out much more about Soul Society's politics than most people would expect.

June Twenty-Second through Twenty-Eighth
* Kurosaki Ichigo/Kuchiki Rukia, bondage
The one with Rukia insisting on silk scarves and Ichigo being very turned on uncomfortable.
* Kuchiki Byakuya and Kurosaki Ichigo: they fight crime!
The AU where Byakuya is a college-educated district attorney and Ichigo is a beat cop, and they have sex over the office desk.
* Ishida Ryuuken and Szayel Aporro Granz: there's no need to complicate / our time is short / this is our fate, I'm yours
The one where it's a devious plan to avenge his precious baby son, and Szayel ends up very very very dead.
* Zangetsu and Kojiman Mizuiro with the title, "Professional Opinion."
Zangetsu makes dead things deader.
* Szayel Aporro Granz and Arisawa Tatsuki: "I love you."
The one where Tatsuki refuses to cry and whimper "no!" when faced with a tentacle-monster.
* Orihime Inoue/Yasutora Chad, food kink
The one where it doesn't occur to inoue not to use *wasabi* flavored ice-cream to eat off him.
* Kuchiki Byakuya and Abarai Renji as the main characters in a fairy tale.
*smirk* Tam Lin. Ye-ah.
* Ishida Uryuu and Kuchiki Rukia with the title, "Riding out the Storm."
The medieval AU siege!fic, where he's a priest and she's the daughter of a templar, and there are summer thunderstorms.