Running list: Fic I Wish Existed
Because I can totally be bought. And also, no one wants me to start writing this myself come on you guys.


The time that Aiba creates a fembot for A no Arashi. Bonus points if Jun panics.

Arashi!Femmeslash. With grooming as a kink. And Lolz via Jun being the straight one for once.

The one where Sho gets tired of being the good, responsible, keio-graduate band-mommy, and starts pinning his bandmates up against walls. Because jesus christ that man should never be allowed to be dry. O.O

Five times Arashi members got married and one time Arashi eloped as a group. <3

Horikita Maki/Ohno Satoshi. Because Nino would die a little bit, inside. <3 And Shun would flip out. And Matsujun wouldn't know whose side to take. AND IT WOULD BE EPICLY AMAZING AND EPIC. And also eye-searingly hot. YOU GUUUUUUUUUUYS.

The Jun/Sho one with the cuffs and the bff-ery, and the sadomasochism. Aiba can get in on that too.

The Arashi/Prince of Tennis crossover!fic. COME ON YOU GUYS. ATOBE AND JUN. THE WORLD WOULD EXPLOID IN PURPLE EYE-BLEEDING SPARKLES a;lskdhg;ashdg;lsakdhg.




Yamada Tarou Monogatari fic wherein Taro's younger siblings decide that An-chan needs a girlfriend. And a boyfriend. And wherein Shibata Rie is traumatizing. <3

HanaKimi!fic. Because Shun/Toma/Maki totally happened. And also because Sano/Mizuki/Nakatsu is totally canon.




Saiunkoku Monogatari Femmeslash. Where's the Shuurei/13th Princess love, you guys? They could have adventures and be badass and Ryuuki could cry. IT WOULD BE EPIC. WRITE ME PORN. YOU GUYS. T.T

Soul Eater crossover fic. With Kid seeing twins and kind of dying a little bit because OMFGYOUGUYSTHEYMATCH!!!!TOTALSYMMETRYDOWAAAAAAANT. because that is not at all my reaction to twincest.>.>

Also Soul Eater, Any Meister/Any Meister (preferably Stein/someone, though, because he's hot. Possibly Stein/Maka? If you didn't mind it being creepy?), manipulating soul resonance for sexual purposes. Because. I mean. ;laksjdg;lhasdg;lhsag COME ON.

D.Gray-man!fic. Kanda/Lenalee--because he's the only one who doesn't go easy on her. <333

Kuroshitsuji: Sebastian/Ciel corsetkink. It's canon!

Kuroshitsuji, Ash/Sebastian, genderswitch non-con. Mmmm, spoilers.<3

Kuroshitsuji, Bard, Finny, and Maylene-- a summer picnic out in the garden




Merlin, Morgana/Nimue. I. I don't even care what it's about. That's just. SO MUCH HOT IN ONE PLACE. O.O

Also, Merlin, Gwen/Merlin/Morgana. Because Merlin and Morgana look kind of shockingly alike. And if Merlin is her type...

The post-LotR fic where Rosy and Frodo love Sam a lot, and come to a friendly understanding. Probably over breakfast. In the sunshine.

Five things Baby Estel learned in Imlandris

Estel, Elladan, and Elrohir brother!fic, pretty much any time period. Because I? Am a total sucker for family!fic. <3

Legolas geeking out over the Sea on the white sand in Aqualonde with the teleri. <3 Singing wins you extra, extra bonus points, and the right to ask me for just about anything you want. O.O