Wutain Prince, worksafe
In the bad ending to Ciqeci's Mascotverse, there is this coda: and once Zack had this dream where they went to Wutai and threw themselves on Godo's mercy, and Sephiroth became some sort of silk-wearing honorary Wutain prince after leading them to victory against the evil forces of Shinra...but that was their first night out of the lab, and he tended to blame the mako poisoning.
I. I believe it is fairly common knowledge at this point that I have all the restraint of a puppy on speed.* -_-;
*I don't believe I shall ever get tired of drawing Sephiroth's hair. Puuuuurrrrrr.